The Emperors Clothes

Well its been a long time...
So lets get back to the status..
girl in US..
guy in India..
Parents have agreed..sometimes wonder..How the #@$# did they agree???
Ans:Look at the blog below

So now the date was yet to be fixed for the holy matrimony...
It was decided that the matrimony would be during the month of Nov or Dec.
A phone call from Chennai confirms that the date is gonna be 3 Dec..
And now comes the Big One..the weddings gonna be in South Indian style..There goes the Chicken Tikka Masala :))
Infact the brides side come over to Blore to meet the guys side..One more time..
The guy is being put under the test again...this story always seems to be upside down..How come the girl gets away...she is supposed to sing, dance and impress..
Anyway in my story..the guy has to impress...
Well the aim of the visit was to confirm the date and also to say Punjabi Puttar you are gonna wear the dhoti..and be half-naked during the wedding...
He could have hidden his butter chicken flab behind Raymonds -The Complete Man...
But it has been decided that the poor soul will be ripped of his clothing and his upper "torso" will be laid bare for ridicule..
Even Shilpa Shetty wears two pieces of clothing..minimum..
Guy gets only one...
Well life's not fair...
So the guy needs to go to low-fat,low-calorie, low-carbhohydrate, low-cholestrol... already feeling low :)
The girl is having the fun of her life...as all possible shopping for her has started..Sarees of colors which the guy has never heard off or seen are being bought for her...mauve, lavender, peach, mustard..
What happened to normal colors..VIBGYOR!!
When the guy asked what abt clothing for the wedding...people looked up, down all around and handed him a bedsheet...
Whats that supposed to mean!!
Damn he gotta exercise..
Sit-up number 10..ahhhh..
No way to treat a Kashyap Brahmin...:))